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    May 02

    来添加一下我最近收集的笑话

    最近开始忙了,好多东西要看啊!!好多好多好多多。。但是还是紧张不起来,我需要请一个辅导员来督促我学习。

    另外就是我宣布chanel你可以倒闭了,tmd连支睫毛膏都做不好,枉称大牌!我新入货一支竟然掉色!过几个小时就变刘媛媛(假面熊猫),而且它果然很防水,掉了色以后脸上那些黑的还洗不掉!之前用的那只雅诗兰黛更是不行,万年不干!jms要吸取我的教训,不要买这两个牌子,很早以前阿丁推荐过dior,不知道怎么样。

    再者就是我最近的日系性感可爱风又宣布破产,看我最近破产的风格有庞克风、英伦摇滚风,好像只有老奶奶风格延续至今。我的形象顾问目前在首尔和伦敦出差,哈哈,搞得我都不知所措了。

    最后就是北大今天(5.4)110岁了,生日快乐!为了为她庆生,我又干了白痴丢脸的事情(平均每周一件),最重要的是在这里我找到了我的人生理想--------开饭馆,我终于不再迷茫了!

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    五一期间出去玩把我笑死了,很多笑话担心忘了,赶紧记下来
                                                                                     --题记
    话说A男要去澳大利亚了,B男猥琐地说,不如咱俩结婚,这样我也可以移民了,去了以后咱俩再离呗!
    A男说,你去跟袋鼠结婚算了,换了国籍以后,跟孩儿他妈出去玩的时候它还可以把你放在它口袋里。。越野。。

    又话说刚到住的地方的时候A男提供的钥匙开不了门,这个好复杂,讲不清楚,算了,总之就是很好笑就对了。。

    别的怎么也想不起来。。。。。。真郁闷,可好笑了。

    这篇日志好像完了。
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    绿大豆 wrote:
    哈哈除了笑话其他都好笑.
    June 3
    tuwrote:
    手机????
    May 10
    你這是在哪呢
    明明2號都說今天4號
    May 5
    有失水准也妞,以后你再贴别人的无聊笑话我就真只能笑张可岚的留言了.
    罚你以后都自己讲笑话
    May 5
    有失水准也妞,以后你再贴别人的无聊笑话我就真只能笑张可岚的留言了.
    罚你以后都自己讲笑话
    May 5
    我终于悟出来了
    笑点在评论上!
    May 5
    ljxfbi001wrote:
    一点都不冷  这点我是有切身体会的!
    May 5
    妞子birdwrote:
    你们这些诤友
    休想打击我写笑话的热情!(尤其是马乔)
    我今天想了一下终于了解到,为什么冷了~
    这些不是我讲的!!
    May 4
    peggy luckywrote:
    小屁孩多年不见~性格依旧~真得有点冷~
    哈哈哈哈哈~
    现在周游到哪国拉?
    May 4
    Tene Tenewrote:
    还真找不到笑点???
    该不会往舍长方向发展吧???-----冷场高手!!
    May 3
    KINGwrote:
    妞子bird~给你拜节了!  ~题记
    我从平白无奇的“话说A男要去澳大利亚”就开始笑~大概是你说以下是笑话的收集的缘故``哈哈~
    本来有好多话和你说的~好多年不见了,真想象不出你以后有老的一天~哈哈谢谢我的称赞
    这篇留言好像完了。。
    May 3
    张一 张wrote:
    外日
    其实开门的笑话更好笑
    May 2
    乔 马wrote:
     冷
    May 2
    OO LIUwrote:
    1楼的明显不具有开放性思维。
    第一个笑话很恶劣
     
    May 2
    kelanwrote:
    hahaha
    May 2
    还是很冷!
    坐沙发了
    May 2

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